Have You Seen This Disco Porsche? Please Take That Wrap Off!

A cry for help from the Pacific Northwest! A one-of-a-kind Porsche 911 Carrera has vanished from its garage in Centralia, Washington, leaving a heartbroken owner and a serious case of head-scratching in its wake. This isn’t your average missing Porsche, folks. This 2003 convertible sported a head-turning, multi-colored sparkle wrap that made it impossible to ignore. If the thief decided that wasn’t quite their scene (questionable taste, much?), then underneath that sparkly disguise lies a coat of forest green metallic paint.

Adding to the mystery, the Porsche could be rocking either a hard top or a soft top. We’re not sure which one adorned the car at the time of the theft, but hey, maybe the culprit likes options.

There’s one more detail that might help identify this missing gem: a yellow bear sticker on the back window. Like a beacon of childhood innocence amidst the grown-up world of sports cars.

The theft is believed to have occurred on or around October 21st, 2023, and has been reported to the Centralia PD.
Here’s the rundown:

Year: 2003
Model: Porsche 911 Carrera
Convertible (hard top or soft top)
Distinguishing features: Custom multi-colored sparkle wrap (possibly removed, revealing forest green metallic paint underneath), yellow bear sticker on rear window
Location: Centralia, WA

We’ve included some photos of the Porsche in its sparkly glory, but since tastes can be fickle, we’ve also whipped up some AI renderings showing what it might look like with the original paint and different top configurations. Just remember, the interior will definitely be gray.
If you’ve spotted this shimmering (or perhaps now green) Porsche cruising the streets, hit up Hinch Investigations at 408-461-7714 or on Telegram @Stolen911.  This disco disaster needs a happy ending, and with your help, we can make it happen.