Holy Garage Heist! Thieves Steal Dump Trailer, Loot Fair Oaks Home

Looks like some lowlifes in Fair Oaks, CA decided to skip leg day and go straight for the trailer hitch. On March 23rd, these scofflaws cracked a locked garage and snagged a brand new 2022 Norstar Iron Bull Dump Trailer. But that wasn’t all! They used the trailer like a real-life loot pinata, stuffing it with stolen goods from the house before bouncing like ninjas dipped in grease.
The haul? We’re talking juicy stuff like a brand new Biktrix e-bike (talk about adding insult to injury!), a shiny Dewalt electric lawn mower (adios manicured lawn dreams!), two perfectly decent mountain bikes (guess those Peloton subscriptions are back on!), and a whole lotta other personal belongings that probably hold sentimental value (boo hoo for the sentimental value thieves!).
Local PD is on the case, but so far, mum’s the word on any suspects. Let’s hope they catch these trailer-trash bandits and return the stolen goods to their rightful owner. In the meantime, Fair Oaks residents, maybe invest in some serious garage security – these clowns clearly ain’t scared of a little lock.